When people say they’re going to have a snack.
Them:
Me:
Awesome Zombie-Proof House
It looks awesome enough in normal state.
And then, Zombie Apocalypse? No worry. Maximum security has been designed.
I have no other word to describe how awesome this is, other than that i *need* one.
3am phonecall: “Hey are you asleep?”
LMFAO
“NO I’M FUCKIN SKYDIVING”
