Normal people going to the kitchen to drink water at night:

Me going to the kitchen to drink water at night:

Talking on the phone, walking around the house and you start doing random shit

That awkward moment when you try to kick in an open door.

What are you doing?

Imagine having your period on your wedding day…

Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.

 

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

 

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.